- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential
- Most girls: Nice hair, cute clothes, pretty smiles, lovely perfume, killer eyebrows, Starbucks cup in hand
- Me: Messy hair, wrinkled, unwashed clothing, whiskey in my hand and a banjo in the other, a full beard on my chin, I am Mumford & Sons
do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad
"You are not a drop in the ocean.
You are the entire ocean in a drop."
i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
guess who just read up on a law aND FIGURED OUT THAT I WAS WRONGFULLY CITED WITH SOMETHING. GOOD DAY.