My brother put me in some random office at his work while he’s in a meeting & strangers keep coming in & wondering who the hell I am.

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My brother put me in some random office at his work while he’s in a meeting & strangers keep coming in & wondering who the hell I am.

THEY WANTED 25 FOR THE WALLET I WPULDNT EVEN HAVE 25 TO PUT IN THE WALLET

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THEY WANTED 25 FOR THE WALLET I WPULDNT EVEN HAVE 25 TO PUT IN THE WALLET

I’m cacklin

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I’m cacklin

see you in the pit, punk

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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I MESSED UP MY SONG I AM GARBAGE

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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dunflower:

JOOSHHHHHHHHHHHH

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dunflower:

JOOSHHHHHHHHHHHH

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batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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